I am an insatiable movie/TV show quoter. Here's one of my recent favorites: "I can't take that guys money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don't I just lay down and die?" -- Homer Simpson.

I have an older brother, a younger sister, and a younger brother. As of yet, none of us have permanently moved out of our parents' house before the age of 25.

I love beer. People (ok it's mostly ladies) who claim they don't like beer have simply not found the right one. I am a sucker for any seasonal brew, but I will not under any circumstances drink beer that has fruit in it.

I don't think I will ever quit smoking.

I would run away with Jon Stewart in a heart beat.